Desc: Ponytail: Directed by Jared Jordan. With Jared Cobb, Shan Holleman, Brett Jordan, Jared Jordan. Carl Spitzer's successful life in the big city is crumbling all around him, literally sinking before his eyes. The wife's divorce and the pending lawsuit from his toddler-aged daughter certainly don't help. He's hit bottom. Yet, perhaps the only person with a more pathetic existence than Spitzer is his estranged dirt-leg friend Al Wrankle, who claims a "good life" in the South Carolina upstate while scavenging forgotten daiquiris, sleeping at the public boat ramp and scraping by on suspect vending machine profits. He's a true loser and the girl of his dreams - the small town beauty who passes time duping tourists at the local motel - knows this as well as any. When the two friends Spitzer and Wrankle reunite in a last-ditch effort to validate their pathetic lives, each blindly expects a certain degree of deliverance. They're both grotesquely wrong.